One night, Mulla Nasrudin was on his way home when a drunken man bumped into him violently. Nasrudin reproached him saying: "Idiot! Are you too blind to see a person as big as me?"
The drunken man, staggering on, answered, "As a matter of fact, I see two of you... not just one."
"Then, why did you bump into me?"
"Well, I was trying to walk between you."
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