Getting Tied Up

One day, a man named Bill is sitting in his living room having a cup of tea when he hears through the sliding glass door the sound of his neighbor going through a crisis and just constantly yelling and swearing. Bill thinks to himself, "What's happened to Walt?"

So Bill goes outside and peeks over the wall, and he sees Walt wrestling with a lawn chair. Walt is tied up in the lawn chair, and he's yelling at it, so Bill asks him, "Walt, what's going on over there?" Walt, struggling, says, "This stupid lawn chair... it said a 12 year old could put it together in 5 minutes."

Walt continues to struggle, and Bill says to him, "Well Walt, did you read the instructions?"

"Instructions? That's for dummies, man."