One night, Mulla Nasrudin was on his way home when a drunken man bumped into him violently. Nasrudin reproached him saying: Idiot! Are you too blind to see a person as big as me?
The drunken man, staggering on, answered, As a matter of fact, I see two of you… not just one.
Then, why did you bump into me?
Well, I was trying to walk between you.
This spiritual story is from the book Classic Tales of Mulla Nasreddin by Houman Farzad.